NERD 114: Tiny Hats

Steven and Producer will are joined with temporary co-host Burr Martin as they welcome returning Guests Adam Tucker and Joseph Haeger back. Things take a turn for the absurd in new ways this time around. 

Extremist Movie Debate 

The Hustle 

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NERD 113: Science, Theme Parks, & Improv

Steven & Andrew, Sans Producer Will, welcome returning fan favorite, Phil Lindsey, as well as newcomer and another fan favorite to be, Danielle "Red" Soucey, as they all travel down a path of the absurd, the funny, the interesting, and the weird. Movies, Disney, Universal, Improv? All that and more. Tune in today.

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NERD 111: Everybody Poops

Andrew, Steven, and Producer Will welcome Pants Pending's Erik Bridgefarmer, and newcomer Bjorn Johnson in the studio this week. Erik is, of course, one of the gamer elite at our Twitch streaming outfit, D4tification. Bjorn can be found hosting The Bjorn Johnson Internet Program, found at The Norse Star Network.

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NERD 110: Escort Licenses

Andrew, Steven, and Producer Will welcome back Anastasia Aguon and Andrea Parrish and we cooked up a good time. Tune in for stories, fantastic questions from A Thousand Things To Talk About, and the latest in Hollywood Translator.

Out of Context Clues:
Ted Talks, Clueless, Failures, Phones, Guilty pleasures, Interrogations, Bribes, Bill Cosby, BBQ Sauce, Stranger Things, British Bake Off, Eclairs, Thailand, Carbonated Fruit, Dresden Files, Lord Of The Rings, Hank and John Green, Turtles All The Way Down, Instant Climax, Placenta, Terrain, Nickelback, and more.

Quoteable Quotes:

“It’s like a big mac for my ears” - Steven Bateman
“I think it’s called the Ripped Bodice” - Andrea Parish
“I’m going to lick your carpet Andrew” - Anastasia Aguon
“There are so many different types of vaginas” - Anastasia Aguon
“Knock on wood, I’ve never had a yeast infection” - Anastasia Aguon
 “You shouldn’t even being having a reaction” - Steven Bateman

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NERD 109: Throat Flute

On this week's NERD Steven, Andrew, and Producer Will welcome first time guests Jessica Watson and Tom Meifjord. Both stellar local comedians, they bring a whole host of laughs to the show. Don't miss this week's installment of the Hollywood Translator.

Seattle International Comedy Competition: Facebook.com/seattlecomedycompetition

Spokane Comedy Mixtape Volume Two: https://www.facebook.com/events/508802156167075

Cephalopops-Octopies GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/cephalopops-octopies

Out of Context Clues:
Soundboard Jessica, Photoshop for audio, Now you’re aware, Jessica is paleo, Mousetrap, Saw, Cloud Atlas, mother!, Peeing on things to own them, NPR, Analysis of Stan, The Foreigner, Ghostbusters into the demon child desks, Telephone impressions, Slasher, Z Nation is awful, but possibly good for Spokane, Local news, natural camera move, Sesame Street cancelled, and more.

Quotable Quotes:

“What about the prince symbol?” - Tom Meisfjord
“Maybe today’s NOT the day I pull the trigger” - Steven Bateman
“How’d you two meet, is it a funny story? No” - Tom Meisfjord
“If they get divorced I get two producer Christmases” - Gilman
“I was promised a show about a black kid in a van” - Tom Meisfjord
“There’s no reason why Cloud Atlas is a movie or a book?” - Jessica Watson

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NERD 108: Halloween Special 2017

Join Andrew and Producer Will for this year's Halloween Special 2017! Steven bailed, but we have two fun guests! Tune in to hear who, and even catch this week's Hollywood Translator.

Out of Context Clues:

Favoritism in Monopoly, A “caller” on the air, Boxing Day, horror, holiday, consent, lawn maintenance, thanksgiving, halloween, political cliimate, moon boots, star wars, star trek, kirk or picard, jedi or sith, nickleback or the moon, accomplishments, and goals.

We want to thank Dahveed Bullis for helping us with this episode. 

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NERD 107: Nerd Flailing

Tune in for this slightly late edition of Never Ending Random Discussion as Steven, Andrew, and Producer Will welcome Boffers, LARPers, and Sandemonium Committee members Tarra and Aiden Millheim as they get down on some great stories, learnings, and general hilarity. And tune in for the newest installment of Hollywood Translator.

Out of Context Clues:
Nerd Flailing, Millheim’s are building a tiny house. All of the fun, and sacrifices therein, Diamonds and millennials, Assessing ages, Aiden is a partial nudist, Will’s silly theater story, Aiden choreographs a rock show, Introverts, Talking to strangers is weird, Aiden’s favorite beer and beer snobbery, Andrew The Bar Fly, GOAT Thief question… Change the world?, Really Dresden, and ID stories, Giving a fuck. Positives and negatives, Andrew's book story, Pat Rothfuss, Comic books & their movies, Mental Health normalization, Spiderman, Jason Momoa, and “the list”, Completionism with binge watching, Sports stop signs, Pee Pee Owl, Andrew’s funny poop, Cup Head, Lego Wedding and Zombie Cakes

Quotable Quotes:

“When a language s 90% dog whistle, you need a translator” - Doc Donut

“Zero to blowjob in record time” - Steven Bateman

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NERD 106: Sunday Morning Stripper Buffet

Andrew, Steven, and Producer Will are join by Deece and Burr in a Pants Pending Dream Team Extravaganza. Check out what's new around the network, and get ready to laugh. Plus this week's installment of Hollywood Translator

Out of Context Clues:

Deece has AIDS and/or is sick, Andrew doesn’t avoid germs, Andrew segways into “Getting to know” people we already know, Deece vs GoDaddy Round 1, DOG LADY RANTS, “Celebrity”, Legal Age Countdowns, Would you rather? Stripper, or billboard for being a stripper, Burr tips in tokens, Will’s stripper stories, Deece’s glitter article, Burr lives near a strip club, Andrew’s bouncer friend, No one likes strip clubs, Sunday Morning Stripper Buffet, Steven’s strip club story, Deece corrupts a cousin, Not enough dick jokes, #DickJokeLife, No masturbation or porn in stand up for Deece or Will, Andrew’s gofundme was a success, Rapid fire thank yous for gofundme from Andrew, Burr’s name twin is a potential murderer, PT Cruiser from a Pawn Shop, Someone trolled Andrew on the name change, Lorenzo Lamas, Deece is still sick, Last worst sickness

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NERD 105: Hacks

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Andrew, Steven, and Producer Will are joined by advocate and activist for trans rights, Lexi Miller, as well as the ever charismatic drug addict, Nick Cavaiser. Tune in for a raucous good time. Andrew gets out of his hermit ways for a few days? Nick does more drugs? A new hilarious installment of Hollywood Translator? Yeah, it's all here. Let's do this.

Out of Context Clues:

Porn, The Hero, Molly, KFC, Racial Draft, Secret Blog, Tall Asians, Cyclops, Ogres, mother!, wrestiling, surprise penis, fries, Shrek, Jared Munson, Broken, Movie it Up, Vape, Ninjas, Wolves, Plugs, Origins, Stalkers, Drink N' Debate, Ryan McComb, Star Trek, Duck Tales

Quotable Quotes

“So it’s Birdman plus The Wrestler” - Steven Bateman 2017

“He’s not using all the extra ball room” - Lexi Miller 2017

“The old gods are dead, there is only surprise penis” - Nick Cavasier 2017

“I don’t wanna hear about ogres” - Steven Bateman 2017

“I don’t know if that is more progressive, than accidental” - Dr. Donut 2017

“Hashtag: Make America Vape Again” - Lexi Miller 2017

Lexi can be found on Instagram @violensrule2007

Nick can be found everywhere @passthecavasier and Spokomedy on Facebook

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