Cybertron seeks to leech energy from Earth via Stonehenge and only Merlin's alien wizard staff can be controlled by a descendant being stalked by Anthony Hopkins and Mark Wahlberg is a knight entirely because he found a robot first and there's a three-headed robot dragon that does jack shit in this movie and fuck you.
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