Episode 079 Are You Lonesome Tonight

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Join us this week as we see what you think are the most sad songs ever recorded and what Spotify thinks are sad. We also get into Oceans 8, Jurassic World, Tag and more, plus Celebrity news, Nearly News and the Burn of the Week!

PLUS, a bonus episode of Smart Investing (the show I've produced and co-hosted for over 12 years) www.smartinvestingshow.com

All songs played on this podcast are copyrighted by their owner/creator/distributers and there was no financial gain on this podcast for playing them.
Love Hurts/Nazareth
Cats In The Cradle/Harry Chapin
Cancer/ Twenty One Pilots
Just A Dream/Carrie Underwood
He Stopped Loving Her Today/George Jones
A Soldiers Silent Night/Father Ted Berndt
Last Kiss/Pearl Jam
Still/Commodores
Mr. Custer/Larry Verne
Are you Lonesome Tonight/Elvis Presley
Three Times A Lady/Commodores
First Time I Saw Your Face/Roberta Flack

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Episode 011 Lilac City and Stand Up

An interview with Nathan OBrien from Lilac City Comicon and the recording of my last stand up. No co-host and an oncoming coughing fit has me delivering to you this commercial free, mini episode!

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Episode 006 Family Edition

The whole Selfie family is in the studio for an episode that could only be called "Dog Poop and Baby Fingers". Selfie mom classes up the podcast with a story about dogs you won't want to hear while eating, Selfie Son helps parents out with some new kid phrases, the youngest Selfie Daughter talks about her time in the woods and Cassie gives me 2 minutes of her time. All that PLUS, my interviews from ECCC with Jason Halverson, Mike Seibert and the 501st. ALSO, a bonus of my Stand Up bit from my return to the stage. But wait! That's not all! There's also Nearly News! Yep, it's a big one. As a plus, it's a TRUMP FREE PODCAST!

Because the audio may not be perfect, I've written down my Stand Up bit as best I could below.

Alright.

Uh, that was a nice smattering of applause, I think you raised the bar a little too high.
I would have elected one guy to applaud, thatwould've been about the level of where this is gonna get to.

Some of you may or may not recognize me. A little while ago,  I went viral on the internet because I was recreating my daughters racy selfies.

Yeah, this is what 16 minutes of fame looks like.

I know a lot of you of you are probably looking at me,  you'd like to say some nasty things about me, well you're too late because my face has been on the internet and I've read the comments.

If you'd like to tell me I have the face of a Mr. Potato head that's been left on a hot car dashboard too long, you're too late.

If you'd like to tell me I have the body of a superheroes..best friend, too late.

If you'd like to tell me you'd like to sleep with my wife,  sleep with my daughter or how many times you've banged my mom, your too late.

Also, and I'm quoting here, you're too late if you'd like to tell me I may be fruity on the downlow,

I have been married for 28 years. 28 years to the same woman.

Yeah, the only people that clap for that are the single people that are still looking that are usually women .because they're like "That's good, stay in a relationship. Stay married, don't come out here, I don't want to tell you no, it'll make me sad."
 

Being married for 28 years has taught me one thing, is that if your wife is up at the 3 in the morning, the first thing you need to do is walk over to her andask her a very serious question, :What did I do this time?"

Uh, I look at my wife and I feel bad. I look at my beautiful wife and think, "Ah, she probably couldv'e married better. She probably could've married higher. She's good looking, I'm AH! but then I walked in one time and she was crying watching the Kardashians and I thought, I'm probably the highest she was going to get, I'm probably doing her a favor."

I'm burr martin, thank you very much.

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Episode 005 Amanda King

Amanda King returns as we discuss Comedic Influences, Kids, Curt Schilling and the effects fame will have on Danielle Bregoli, the "Cash Me Ouside" girl. Plus Nearly News, your emails and more!

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Episode 004 Jani Martin

Back by popular demand, my wife co-hosts as we talk about dogs, men, The Arrival, Split, Passengers, me crying like a dopey baby and bathroom holes. Then my youngest stops by to tell you how to play supernatural games you shouldn't play, putting me two points up in the "bad parenting award show".

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Episode 003 Jeremy Person

Jeremy Person joins me in the studio this time around to teach me about twins, which helps me understand more than the Double Trouble tv show knowledge I've had all this time. That and my musical guest Erin Catherine Parkes, plus more Nearly News.

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Episode 002 Jani Martin

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The selfie wife joins the selfie dad for a cabin fever type show. While being snowed in, we talk about simple things like racism in the dog world, vagina hats and cyber-bullying. That, plus my first musical guest Picnic Republic!

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Episode 001 Amanda King

Amanda King co-hosts this episode where we discuss kids walking in at inappropriate times, terrible kid concerts, a return of Nearly News and more things you should expect if you ever go viral for the World to see. As always, this podcast is PG-13, so its safe for your older kids and pets.

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