Episode 070 Pokeboom!

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This week we discuss the Facebook question, "Which Celebrity Would Crush You If You Found Out They Had Abused People In The Past?". That plus, camping, building a Temple in my basement, Rosanne forgives you and if you salt my popcorn, we're through!
That plus the Celebrity News, Nearly News, He Did What and The Dumber You Know, plus a look at our (new) apparent enemies up north, Canada.

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Episode 069 Up Top My Brother

This week we get a little racy for episode 69, but about as racy as you can get with kids who keep interrupting. (credit for the title goes to Jimmy Pardo's podcast, Never Not Funny) .Topics this week are the Kama Sutra, where you can't take your sex toys, Stormy Daniels' new perfume, chicken funerals, naked doughnut toss, Taylor tells us about some guy somewhere that does something, we list your answers to the Face Question - Name a Fictional Sexual Position and I add a new segment: The Dumber You Know.

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Episode 068 Feckless Chris

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Jani is back as co-host as we talk about Lilac City Comicon, Dog Show antics, pee in the pool, Cross-dressers, more pee, celebrity news, Sherlock Holmes and how I now live by the term, "Oh, you're that guy!"

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Episode 067 Guest Host Taylor

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While Jani is off to the dogs, Taylor, the youngest in the Selfie family, takes the co-host chair as we talk about Childish Gambino, Scan BC, talk about the Facebook question "What Movie Screams AMERICA To You?" and what you get for lunch when you can't pay at school.

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Episode 066 Shut Up

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We're back on track as we talk about the biggest Facebook question response we've ever gotten. "Have You Ever Had To Shush Someone In A Theater?". We then talk about breast feeding in public, men junk, arranged marriages and which color of paint is less threatening when wearing a hockey mask? Nearly News covers trumps hole, throwing money at Stormy Daniels, a murdering clown, the smell of Play Doh, pool diarrhea, Google tries to not be evil and more. We also stop by Canada for some ScanBC fun and end with the "Burn of the Week".
Oh, and about that Cease and Desist letter I posted....


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The Burr Martin Experience podcast, brought to you by Pants Pending Studios, is hosted by the Internet's "Selfie Dad", who was made famous overnight by recreating his daughters selfies on Instagram. Have you ever heard those shows where two parents toss witty banter towards each other as they talk about their kids for more than half the show? Well, this ain't one of those shows. This is what marriage with kids is really like. A product of Pants Pending Studios. This is a copyrighted internet broadcast. Any reproduction or rebroadcast without express permission of its creators is strictly prohibited.

Episode 064 The Alone Ranger

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It's quarter to three
There's no-one in the place
'Cept You and me.
So set 'em up Joe,
I've got a little story
I think you should know
By myself in the studio tonight, so here's a mega-mini episode. You see, I hate reruns and because I care about you, I've done some new Nearly News along with a visit to Scan BC, but since I had no one to talk to, it's a little shorter episode than usual, but to make it up to my great listeners, I've included a special Jedi Wizards Den with Johnathon Knight Hunters semi-spoiler review of Avengers Infinity War where he goes after a few choice critics. Then its an episode of the show I produce, Smart Investing. It's like a Golden Corral of podcasts. Some things are for you and others you may pass on, but at least its fresh, right?


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Episode 063 Trainwreck

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Ever have one of those days?
With a broken mic, a flimsy chair, pink headphones, a sleepy wife, stress and some other factors, we finally manage to pull a podcast out from the grave but this isn't one of those well maintained, thought provoking episodes. It's a punch drunk, 3 in the morning type of episode, so buckle up.
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The Burr Martin Experience podcast, brought to you by Pants Pending Studios, is hosted by the Internet's "Selfie Dad", who was made famous overnight by recreating his daughters selfies on Instagram. Have you ever heard those shows where two parents toss witty banter towards each other as they talk about their kids for more than half the show? Well, this ain't one of those shows. This is what marriage with kids is really like. A product of Pants Pending Studios. This is a copyrighted internet broadcast. Any reproduction or rebroadcast without express permission of its creators is strictly prohibited

Episode 062 Twenty Questions

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Join me as I answer 20 questions emailed to me by you the listeners. I also read your  Facebook answers on your favorite Nic Cage movie.
Celebrity news, Nearly News and bonus episodes of The Jedi Wizards Den and Barbara Knightingales Tough Love!

The Jedi Wizards Den. Join host and high school student Johnathon Knight Hunter as he tells you about his amazing comic convention coming up, JON CON. It's gonna be awesome!

Barbara Knightingale's Tough Love. Listen in as Barbara Knightingale, Johnathon's mom, gives real people relationship advice like no one has the guts to. Between sips of wine, she'll dole out some tough love.

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The Burr Martin Experience podcast, brought to you by Pants Pending Studios, is hosted by the Internet's "Selfie Dad", who was made famous overnight by recreating his daughters selfies on Instagram. Have you ever heard those shows where two parents toss witty banter towards each other as they talk about their kids for more than half the show? Well, this ain't one of those shows. This is what marriage with kids is really like. A product of Pants Pending Studios. This is a copyrighted internet broadcast. Any reproduction or rebroadcast without express permission of its creators is strictly prohibited

Episode 060 Down the Staircase

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Short but sour episode as I head to Phoenix, but we still have time to talk about celebrity news, Taylor's S'Language , my Monday and Wednesday fingers and measuring things by baby heads. Also, Nearly news and more.
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Episode 057 PC Pirates

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This week we get into sitting with the public during movies, celebrity news, Disney pirates getting politically correct, Taylor stops by for some more "S'language" to help out parents, some national news and more.

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Have  you ever heard those shows where two parents toss  witty banter towards each other as they talk about their kids for more than half the show?  Well, this ain't one of those shows. This is what marriage with kids is really like.

Episode 056 Slanguage

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In this episode, we discuss a REAL rescue puppy, doggy points, 3 things I learned this week, Taylor helps out more adults with her new segment "Slanguage", celebrity news and more.

Plus, a bonus episode at the end of the podcast. I tack on an episode of Smart Investing, the other podcast I've been doing for 13 years. Take a listen to the most entertaining thing about the stock market since Trading Places.

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The Burr Martin Experience podcast, brought to you by Pants Pending  Studios, is hosted by the Internet's "Selfie Dad", who was made famous  overnight by recreating his daughters selfies on Instagram.

Have  you ever heard those shows where two parents toss  witty banter towards each other as they talk about their kids for more than half the show?  Well, this ain't one of those shows. This is what marriage with kids is really like.

Episode 055 The Big BM Awards

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This week me and my wife/co-host talk about my trip to Emerald City Comic Con, Taylor helps out adults with her new segment "Taylors Teen-isms" and since I rarely ever see the Oscar nominated movies, we talk about the razzies and we see who won the 1st Annual Big BM Awards for Best Actor, Best Actress and Best Movie, voted on by you, the listener!

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The Burr Martin Experience podcast, brought to you by Pants Pending  Studios, is hosted by the Internet's "Selfie Dad", who was made famous  overnight by recreating his daughters selfies on Instagram.

Have  you ever heard those shows where two parents toss  witty banter towards each other as they talk about their kids for more than half the show?  Well, this ain't one of those shows. This is what marriage with kids is really like.

Episode 054 Tears of a Clown

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We answer some emails about last weeks podcast and there's some doozies. Also, have you wondered why I have problems with this administration? Well, I stumble through an excerpt from The President’s Devotional by Joshua Dubois and compare this administration and the last administration, which helps explain why I stand for the things I do. **Please note, while reading the excerpt, you need to understand that we are absolutely not laughing at the subject matter, but the fact that I can't read a few simple paragraphs without sobbing like a jilted prom date.

We then lighten things up with Nearly News, hot Cheetos and a trip to our favorite Twitter feed, ScanBC.

I also try to add some more comedy after the podcast as I tack on new episodes of The Jedi Wizards Den and Barbara Knightingales Tough Love.

 

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The  Burr Martin Experience podcast, brought to you by Pants Pending  Studios, is hosted by the Internet's "Selfie Dad", who was made famous  overnight by recreating his daughters selfies on Instagram.

Have  you ever heard those shows where two parents toss  witty banter towards  each other as they talk about their kids for more than half the show?  Well, this ain't one of those shows. This is what marriage with kids is  really like.

Episode 053 Guns and Capricorns

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As parents with a child who was recently in a modified school lock down because of a threat, Jani and I discuss gun law options, the Florida shooting and then talk to my youngest daughter about how she felt during her school lock down while Austin drops a bomb shell on a reason schools need to take things more seriously. We then try to lighten things up with Walking Dead body odor, Olympic events Facebook friends would like to see, the Dutch oven record breaker and more. Also, I actually remember to add the song dedication from my Allies overseas.

Also, don't forget to find me at ECCC March 2nd for the D4ification contest and March 3rd with Cassie while we help out Costumed Characters 4 Causes and Camp Good Times.

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F You (very much) copyright Lily Allen from various artists on the Pitch Perfect soundtrack

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The Burr Martin Experience podcast, brought to you by Pants Pending Studios, is hosted by the Internet's "Selfie Dad", who was made famous overnight by recreating his daughters selfies on Instagram.

Have you ever heard those shows where two parents toss  witty banter towards each other as they talk about their kids for more than half the show? Well, this ain't one of those shows. This is what marriage with kids is really like.

 

Episode 052 Westminster Abby Dog Show

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**Show note, the end song has now been added

This week we welcome new listeners for as long as they can stay as I try to explain the podcast. We also talk about the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show, the Olympics, Logan Pauls desperate video's, free speech, Jani takes the test to be President, Nearly News and a special little song dedication I found off the Pitch Perfect album.

Also, find me at ECCC March 2nd for the D4ification contest and March 3rd with Cassie while we help out CC4C and Camp Good Times.

F You (very much) copyright Lily Allen from various artists on the Pitch Perfect soundtrack

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The Burr Martin Experience podcast, brought to you by Pants Pending Studios, is hosted by the Internet's "Selfie Dad", who was made famous overnight by recreating his daughters selfies on Instagram.

Have you ever heard those shows where two parents toss  witty banter towards each other as they talk about their kids for more than half the show? Well, this ain't one of those shows. This is what marriage with kids is really like.

Episode 051 The Last Fanboy

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This week I get Jani's reaction to Star Wars: The Last Jedi and talk about how nerd rage is out of hand. Then we touch on Nancy Kerrigan - WHY?!, how kids don't care about the things you did at their age, movie theater answering machines, weird internet searches, Barney the Dinosaurs love shack and another visit to ScanBC.

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